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the dead duck

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:32 pm
by Sick of Sinkers 13
A lady takes her lifeless duck into vets....
the vet examines the duck turns to the lady and says im sorry your duck is dead
it cant be says the women i want a second opinion
ok says the vet and he leaves the room and returns with a black labrodor.
the lab puts both feet up on the table sniffs the duck top to bottom turns to the vet and shakes it head..
see said the vet your duck is truly dead..
i still dont belive you says the women i want a third opinion..
ok said the vet, he leaves the room and returns with a cat...
the cat hop's on the table sniffs the duck top to bottom looks at the vet and shakes its head
finally the women in tears is convinced and the vet says right that's $550
what!! the women says....
well it would have only been $20 if you belived me the first time but then you wanted a lab test and cat scan :roll: :lol:

Re: the dead duck

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:12 pm
by Whio
Nice :D

Re: the dead duck

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:37 pm
by Sick of Sinkers 13
bit of a dad joke for you mate :lol: :lol:

Re: the dead duck

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 4:54 pm
by JarAFly
Lol! This is gold! :lol: