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Sick of Sinkers 13
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the dead duck

Post by Sick of Sinkers 13 » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:32 pm

A lady takes her lifeless duck into vets....
the vet examines the duck turns to the lady and says im sorry your duck is dead
it cant be says the women i want a second opinion
ok says the vet and he leaves the room and returns with a black labrodor.
the lab puts both feet up on the table sniffs the duck top to bottom turns to the vet and shakes it head..
see said the vet your duck is truly dead..
i still dont belive you says the women i want a third opinion..
ok said the vet, he leaves the room and returns with a cat...
the cat hop's on the table sniffs the duck top to bottom looks at the vet and shakes its head
finally the women in tears is convinced and the vet says right that's $550
what!! the women says....
well it would have only been $20 if you belived me the first time but then you wanted a lab test and cat scan :roll: :lol:



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Whio
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Re: the dead duck

Post by Whio » Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:12 pm

Nice :D


Some of my life I spend fly fishing, the rest I just waste!

Sick of Sinkers 13
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Re: the dead duck

Post by Sick of Sinkers 13 » Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:37 pm

bit of a dad joke for you mate :lol: :lol:



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